I'm Luc & a full on Directioner. I'm a carefree mofo that goes to Nando's and lives the life of the rollercoaster. I'm reaaaallly nice so if you got any concerns questions or comments please don't hesitate to ask! ♥







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God creating One Direction
  • God: you know how we made females bleed out their vaginas that make them strong
  • Jesus: yeah
  • God: well it didn't work
  • Jesus: what do you mean
  • Jesus: they cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
  • Jesus: isn't that enough
  • God: no
  • Jesus: ....
  • God: we must make them stronger
  • Jesus: but it's too late no-
  • God: no
  • God: we'll create five superior beings
  • Jesus: what is tha-
  • God: listen jesus
  • God: we'll use a whole bottle of essence of sexy on one
  • Jesus: that sounds risky don't you t-
  • God: listen
  • God: a whole bottle of adorable extract on another
  • God: half a bottle of rainbow oil and dried puppies on the third
  • God: on the fourth we'll use the last of the 'you me bed now' syrup
  • Jesus: ....
  • Jesus: .... and the fifth?
  • God: sassy potion
  • Jesus: .... okay .... but how will this make them stronger?
  • God: we'll add one musical steroid to each
  • Jesus: i still don't see...
  • God: they'll be homosexual
  • Jesus: ah very clever
  • God: do you see now
  • Jesus: yes
  • Jesus: the survivors will be indestructible
  • God: i'm brilliant

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Harry Styles Today (25/08/2012)

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tokeepyourbodywarm:

he is holding a beanie, a drink and a container of fruit in thE SAME HAND and isnt even struggling.

tokeepyourbodywarm:

he is holding a beanie, a drink and a container of fruit in thE SAME HAND and isnt even struggling.

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ileakedharrysnudes:

STOP

ileakedharrysnudes:

STOP

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punchself2:

THERE’S THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHE’S ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHE’S IN AND SHE’S GETTING SO FREAKED OUT

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